Friday 29 July 2011

I'm a lazy bitch.

Sooo...this is awkward. For the past two months I have been completely ignoring slightly neglectful of my blog. Alot has happened since my last post... I have quit my job, started a new one (YAY me), visited my family in PMB, and had many rants and raves that would have been perfect reading material for people who like to laugh at others misfortunes like you! Where have I been, you may ask? Well between Telkom giving us the challenge of chasing the wildest goose known to woman (that thing bites), and my laptop giving up the ghost, and my parents still living in the middle ages (no internet - SERIOUSLY?!?!) I haven't even had the simple pleasure of checking my Facebook account on a regular basis. So... I have good news and bad news vis a vis this problem - the good news being that along with my new job comes a brand new(ish) ThinkPad Edge, as well as an internet connection. The bad news is that I am addicted to social networking sites (Google+, anybody??) and am still fighting the battle with Telkom ("we'll get back to you in a month, lady." No. Fuck you.) And then there is news that I'm not sure belongs in the good or the bad section - we'll call it on-the-fence news. I'm pregnant.

Naaaah. That was a lie. (OMG that was mean!!Sorry, mom.) Actually, my on-the-fence news is that I have SO much to blog about, (there are just so many things that piss me off - watch out for my taxi rant coming soon) that I can't decide what should be first. I still plan on the next instalment of the Bergie Underworld. Hopefully I can get the pictures I want this weekend, and then next week I can upload that. For now, I'm meant to be hosting a Dev. Meeting at work in a couple of minutes (My Sequel Server - is that the movie that came after You've Been Served???) and I still need to figure out most of the people's names (sorry, how do you spell your name? I just want to make sure I've got it right...J-I-M?....oh. *blush*), let alone what they actually do. Eish. So, my lovely followers and not-so-lovely random readers, I wish you a fantastic Friday. And I promise, I will speak to you soon. Before you even know it.

I'm not racist. I just happen to find the fact that these are found in my local Spar really funny. Who thinks up the names for some of these products??? I think they're running out of words to use...